Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears hang low,
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder,
when the wind begins to blow?
Do your ears haaaaang low????

Many experts say that it's a good sign when your children sing a lot. It means they are happy. I believe this, really I do. I just wish that they would pick the more traditional songs to sing. What ever happened to "The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round?" I guess playing things like Redneck Woman doesn't help my cause.

As I get older, I realize that my ears are not the only thing that hang low, but I'd rather not get into that right now because the topic would need to be talked about in depth as there are too many parts of my anatomy to discuss in just one sitting. So, without any further ado, I bring you the real topic of the moment, brought to you by non other than Golly Blog Howdy who provided the link on her fantabulous blog.

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Moooom, can I have a snaaaaaaaaack? And now we take you back to your regularly scheduled chaos.