Hey, it's Friday

Since yesterday was S.H.I.T. day, that means I got today off. Good yes? Well, ok, facts such as these are important only to me, especially when one forgets they have the day off. It's even worse, when one is in the shower at 5:00 in the morning, covered in suds, and the little bell goes off and says "you're not the brightest egg in the basket, are you?"

Hey, I'm not saying it happened to me or anything because I'm fully scrambled. Maybe that's the problem. I should have stuck with sunny side up.